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Lightning

It’s what powers the sky.

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Internet

It’s what powers the hatred in all mens’ hearts. 

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Volume Control

It’s what I wish other peoples’ opinions had. 

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Pie

It’s what I want for dessert. 

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LOREM IPSUM DOLOR

Brand New Site Design, Same Miserable Music

Aint  nobody got time to write new music

What My Fans Say

Yes I have 3 or 4 and some of them I’m not even related to.

“I’ve never met this guy in my life”

Anna Johnson

“I like his one song.”

Eric Black

“He just called me a terrible hipster and walked away.”

John Collins

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Latest News

I’m actually working on some music. It’s still not done and it’s still not very good

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